Rodents
1 year old
Panda 🐼
Not a bunny.
Not a bear.
Just a 1 year old guinea pig with excellent snack management skills.
Panda is small, ridiculously cute, and has the confidence of someone who knows the fridge opens multiple times a day.
He is:
🥬 A dedicated vegetable enthusiast (he can hear a cucumber being sliced from three rooms away)
🤍 Friendly and curious
🫶 Very happy to settle in for a cuddle
📣 Probably capable of summoning you with a single well timed squeak
He loves attention, loves his greens, and loves being part of the action; ideally somewhere he can supervise meal prep like the tiny supervisor he is.
As a proper little piggy, Panda will need to go to a home where he can be bonded with another guinea pig. Solo life is not for him, he wants a roommate to gossip with and steal hay from.
If you’re looking for a pocket sized best friend with built in wheek notifications, Panda is ready to move in. 🖤🤍
16 months old
Cookie 🍪
Hi! My name is Cookie! 🍪
Yes, yes, I know, I’m very handsome 💕
I’m super nosey, so like to know what’s what and what’s going on around me 👀
Move over Usain Bolt, I’m the new fastest thing in town! I train regularly by running in my wheel *visualises beating the U.B* I’m ok with being handled, and love a tasty treat.. explains why I’m round as I am wide...must work on that 🏃♂️
🏡 Minimum cage requirements 100x50 cms
🐹 I have to live alone!
2 years old
Latte ☕️
Say hello to Old Man Latte, a senior gentleman who’s officially ready to swap the fast life for a cosy retirement home filled with snacks, adventures, and lots of love.
Don’t let the old man title fool you, Latte is incredibly friendly, adores being handled, and still has a curious little spirit. He loves to explore his surroundings, waddle about like he owns the place, and say hello to anyone willing to offer him attention (or food. Preferably both).
Latte is extremely friendly and people focused, he loves being handled and spending time with his humans.
Old Man Latte isn’t looking for chaos, just a soft landing, warm hands, and a human who appreciates a senior with a heart of gold.
🏡 Minimum cage requirements 100x50 cms
🐹 I have to live alone!
4 years old
Bella & Maya 🥬
Meet Maya and Bella, a bonded guinea pig duo who firmly believe that dinner should be served immediately and that beds are for throwing, not sleeping in.
Bella (the longer haired superstar 💁♀️) is the curious, confident ringleader. First to investigate everything, first to shout about snacks, and first to remind you that being picked up is rude, actually. She prefers admiration from a short distance, preferably while chewing.
Maya is the gentler soul. She’ll sit politely for handling like a tiny, squeaky loaf, but don’t be fooled - unexpected noises are suspicious, and she may briefly question reality before recovering with snacks.
✨ Shared hobbies include:
- Sprinting to the cage bars screaming when their foster mummy gets home
- Competitive eating (everyone wins, except the vegetables)
- Olympic level zoomies
- Rearranging their bed and tunnel like tiny interior designers with anger issues
- Being ridiculously adorable at all times
They are food-motivated, people-obsessed, inseparable, and bring big main-character energy in very small bodies.
If you’re looking for a pair who will greet you like a rock star, redecorate daily, and fill your home with squeaks, chaos, and joy; then Maya & Bella are ready to move in.
⚠️ Warning: adopting them may result in excessive smiling and an uncontrollable urge to buy more vegetables.