Cats and Kittens

Meet Biscuit 🍪

Biscuit is the feline equivalent of that friend who claims they’re 'just peckish' before ordering enough food to feed a small village. He has a very healthy appetite and absolutely no shame about reminding you that his bowl has been empty for approximately 14 seconds.

He’s a handsome, elegant lad with a friendly personality and a wonderfully chilled outlook on life. His current hobbies include accepting treats as though he’s doing you a favour, strategically occupying the sunniest windowsill in the house, and snoozing like paying the bills is someone else’s problem.

Biscuit is happily tolerating his foster cat companions, which, in cat language, is basically the highest compliment imaginable. He could happily live with other cats and would also be fine with calm, cat savvy dogs.

He’s not high maintenance. Just keep the food coming, provide the occasional treat, and ensure there’s a sunny spot available for his daily 'I’m far too beautiful to be stressed' nap.

If you’re looking for a friendly, laid back boy with movie star looks and the appetite of a teenage Labrador, Biscuit is ready to make himself at home, preferably somewhere close to the kitchen.

🐈 Can live with cats
🐕 Can live with a calm, cat savvy dog
👧🏻Can live with cat savvy children 6+
🌳 Indoor or outdoor

Biscuit will come neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of his new owner.

Are you looking for peace and quiet? A calm, relaxing home? Somewhere you can enjoy a cup of tea without questioning what just crashed upstairs? Excellent. Keep scrolling.

Meet Davey and Daisy, two tiny gremlins masquerading as kittens.

Daisy appears to have two settings: 100mph and asleep. We strongly suspect she’s powered by caffeine and poor decisions. If Davey is happily playing with a toy, she’ll immediately steal it; not because she wants it, but because he has it. Thirty seconds later she’ll abandon it after spotting a dust particle, a sock, or literally anything shiny. Attention span? Never met her.

Every evening these two host what can only be described as WWE: Kitten Edition. There will be zoomies. There will be wrestling. There will be suspicious noises that make you question whether the ceiling is still attached. Then, as if nothing happened, they’ll curl up and sleep like perfect little angels.

Daisy still isn’t a fan of cuddles. She believes affection should happen strictly on her terms, and she’ll let you know exactly when you’re allowed to stroke her. It’s a privilege, not a right.

Davey, on the other hand, has absolutely no respect for personal space. The second he sees you, he’s on your lap. Planning to pop in quickly to grab something? That’s cute. You’re now occupied for the next hour because moving would be illegal.

Forget spending a fortune on fancy cat toys. They’ll ignore them completely. A scrunched up foil ball? That’s the Champions League final. An empty box? Luxury apartment. A random cable tie you dropped by accident? Greatest invention known to kittenkind. They’re hilarious, affectionate in their own wonderfully different ways, and guaranteed to keep you laughing every single day.

If you’re ready to exchange your peaceful evenings for endless entertainment, flying foil balls, and two tiny professional agents of chaos - Davey and Daisy are waiting.

🐈 Can live with cats
🐕 Can live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with cat savvy children
🌳 Indoor or outdoor

Daisy & Davey will come neutered, vaccinated and chipped.

Meet Lynx. The introvert of the Wild Cats gang.

Lynx is the kind of kitten that prefers to observe the chaos rather than actively contribute to it. Centre of attention? Absolutely not. He’s much happier watching from a safe distance while the others embarrass themselves.

Once he gets to know you, he’s a sweet little lad who just needs a bit of patience and understanding. Think less main character energy and more mysterious side character who secretly steals everyone’s heart. Once you are in - oh boy you are in. Cuddles and love are this boy’s favourite pastime. He is an affectionate lad who needs someone who can shower him with love.

If you’re looking for a kitten who doesn’t feel the need to announce his presence every 3.7 seconds, Lynx might just be your perfect match.

Adopt Lynx. Give the little observer a front row seat to his forever home. 🖤

🐈 Will only be rehomed to a house with a playful kitty under 2 years old
🐕 Can live with dogs
👧🏻Can live with cat savvy children
🌳 Indoor or outdoor

Lynx will come vaccinated and chipped. Neutering will be the responsibility of his new owner. He will leave with a neutering contract.

Two sisters. One brain cell. It’s usually lost.

Fig is still convinced that every closed door is merely a suggestion. She’s an escape artist of Olympic standard and, if caught, will immediately throw herself onto the floor in the most dramatic flop you’ve ever witnessed. Honestly, if cats won Oscars, she’d have several.

She adores cuddling and grooming her siblings, loves chasing their tails, enjoys a lap, until she remembers she’s got important business elsewhere. She also holds the world record for time spent eating one bowl of food. You could probably cook another dinner before she’s finished the first.

Then we have Princess Tiffin. Food? She’s incredibly fussy about it. In fact, she often has to be physically woken up to eat. Imagine having that level of confidence in life. If another kitten accidentally brushes past her, she’ll let out the most offended little yelp you’ve ever heard; before immediately annoying them back five seconds later. She’s also developed a hobby of randomly jumping at walls. No reason. No explanation. Just vibes. She’s incredibly sweet, loves affection, isn’t much of a lap cat, but will stand on her back legs to demand kisses and rub herself all over you like she’s marking her latest victim.

These girls are affectionate, funny, slightly dramatic, and exactly the sort of chaos every home secretly needs.

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Not tested with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with cat savvy kids
🌳 Indoor or outdoor

Figq & Tiffin will come neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of their new owner.

When you first meet Colby, he’ll likely act as though you’ve personally offended him by existing. Please don’t take it to heart. He’s just conducting a thorough risk assessment before deciding if you’re worthy of seeing his adorable, squishy, affectionate side.

Spoiler alert- you probably are.

Once Colby realises you’re not a terrible human, he transforms into a sweetheart who absolutely loves a head scratch, adores playtime and is a huge fan of children. Basically, he’s a giant softie wrapped in a slightly suspicious outer shell.

Now for the boring but important bit. Colby is a carrier of Feline Herpiesvirus, which means it may flare up again at some point in his life, particularly during times of stress. It doesn’t stop him living a happy, normal life, but his future humans need to understand and be prepared for that possibility.

He’s sweet, he’s funny, and honestly, we’re a little offended he’s still here. Drop us a message if you’d like to meet this handsome little drama king. 🐾

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Not tested with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with cat savvy kids
🌳 Can be outdoor, but must stay indoors during flare ups

Colby will come neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of his new owner.

Charlie is a confident, playful young man who firmly believes affection should be served on his schedule. Fancy a cuddle? That’s adorable. Charlie will review your request and get back to you in 3 to 5 working days. When he does decide you’re worthy, however, he’s a lovely, affectionate boy who enjoys a fuss.

Parker, meanwhile, has absolutely no concept of personal space. If he could unzip your skin and wear you as a onesie, he probably would. He lives for cuddles, thrives on affection, and considers sleeping on you to be a basic human requirement.

Together they’re a hilarious duo. One cat acts like he’s a celebrity with an exclusive meet and greet package, while the other is determined to become your permanent attachment.

Both boys are confident, playful, full of character, and ready to bring chaos, laughter, and plenty of love into their forever home.

🐈 Can live with cats
🐕 Can live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Parker & Charlie will come vaccinated, nautered and chipped. Neutering will be the responsibility of their new owner. They will leave with neutering contracts.

Meet Patsy and Eddie, two tiny house panthers with very different opinions on humans.

Eddie has decided that people are actually quite useful. They provide snacks, warm laps, and excellent fussing services. Once she gets to know you, she’ll happily clock in for cuddles and collect her daily quota of attention.

Patsy, meanwhile, is currently conducting a thorough background check on the entire human race. She is nervous, cautious, and believes trust should be earned, not given away for free. But for those willing to be patient, she’s the definition of a slow burner worth waiting for.

Together they’re playful, funny, and experts at causing chaos when nobody is looking. They’re a little reserved at first, but once settled you’ll discover two gorgeous little voids with personalities far bigger than they look.

Think of them as the feline version of a luxury investment; a little patience up front, but the returns are excellent. 🖤🐾

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Can’t live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with older kids (15+)
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Patsy & Eddie come neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the her new owner.

We’re all about honesty and transparency at MB, so let’s get this out of the way immediately - if you are looking for cats that will launch themselves into your arms while screaming for affection like emotionally unstable toddler, these are not your furries.

Bonnie and YoYo are refined. Sophisticated. Mildly judgemental. The sort of cats that would silently observe your life choices from across the room while sharing one singular brain cell dedicated entirely to locating snacks.

Bonnie is a 5 year old British Shorthair queen who firmly believes affection is a privilege, not a right. She enjoys strokes when she decides you’ve earned them and may even produce a tiny purr if the customer service experience meets expectations. Offer her a brush at the correct angle, during the correct moon phase, and you may become one of her chosen staff members. She’s cautious at first and likes to assess situations carefully, which honestly is fair enough because humans as a species are exhausting. She enjoys birdwatching, napping, occasional play sessions, and pretending she absolutely did not just enjoy that cuddle.

Then we have YoYo. YoYo arrived and immediately behaved like he owned the property, the surrounding postcode, and possibly the entire housing market. He is a confident little explorer who must inspect every cupboard, shelf, box, and suspicious looking corner in case there is crime happening there. He’s calm, friendly, and enjoys gentle fusses and grooming, although like Bonnie, being picked up is considered deeply offensive behaviour.

Together, they’re wonderfully gentle cats. No biting, no scratching, no chaos goblin behaviour. They’re quiet, calm, and spend most of their time either peacefully existing near each other or silently plotting the mysterious movement of household objects. Neither are lap cats, but both are slowly learning that humans can be acceptable companions when approached respectfully and without sudden nonsense.

Both would benefit from a calm home that understands relationships take time. They don’t want to be smothered. They want patience, routine, gentle affection, and humans willing to accept that trust is earned slowly 💞

🐈 Can potentially live with other cats
🐕 Can’t live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with older kids kids (8+)
🌳 Would love outdoor space but have never been outside. Therefore a secure, enclosed space is preferable. Indoor with bird watching spots also acceptable!

Bonnie & Yoyo come neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the their new owner.