Cats and Kittens

This adorable double act comes with two very different personalities and one shared mission - ensuring your home revolves entirely around them.

First, let’s discuss Wafer. Wafer firmly believes he is part cat, part parrot, part human and 100% your problem. He has perfected the art of climbing humans like tree trunks and perching on shoulders to supervise absolutely everything. Long trousers are highly recommended unless you’d like your legs used as a climbing frame.

He is a professional lap occupier and takes cuddling very seriously. If you sit down, congratulations, you’ve volunteered. Wafer also enjoys playing and has somehow convinced himself he’s a lion at meal times. Despite his size, he will throw himself into food negotiations with the confidence of a cat three times bigger.

Then we have Jaffa. Jaffa is the mature, sophisticated member of the partnership. Whilst Wafer is busy treating you like a piece of furniture, Jaffa prefers to maintain an air of dignity. A lap cat? Absolutely not. How common. She does enjoy affection, but on terms that have been carefully reviewed and approved by her legal team. Head strokes are currently under consideration. Back rubs and tummy tickles have been granted provisional approval.

Together, these two are playful, affectionate, hilarious and completely devoted to one another. They love snoozing, cuddling and causing just enough mischief to keep life interesting.

A cat tree is non negotiable. Not because they need one, of course. Because every kingdom requires a suitable observation tower from which its rulers can monitor their subjects.

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Not tested with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Jaffa & Wafer come vaccinated and chipped. Neutering will be the responsibility of the their new owner. They will leave with neutering contracts.

Meet Azi. She’s 15 months old, beautiful, affectionate, and somehow managed to raise two kittens while still being a kitten herself. Frankly, we’re exhausted just thinking about it. Azi arrived with her two 11 week old babies and has now decided she’s done with the whole 'single mum' era and would quite like a forever home where someone else is responsible for the snacks.

This lovely girl is ridiculously affectionate. She loves people, adores fusses, and will happily curl up next to you for an evening of Netflix, snacks, and judging your life choices from a safe distance.

She’s fantastic with children, gentle as can be, and has enough love to give that she could probably power the National Grid.

Now, in the interest of honesty, Azi’s friendship circle is exclusive. Very exclusive. In fact, it currently consists of humans only. Other cats? No thank you. She’s not interested in office politics, group chats, or feline drama.

When she’s not demanding cuddles or snacks, she’s busy being playful and adventurous. Whether it’s investigating mysterious noises, supervising household chores, or checking whether you’ve accidentally left food unattended, Azi likes to stay involved.

🐈 Can't live with other cats
🐕 Can't live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Azi comes neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the their new owner.

These two gorgeous girls aren’t biological sisters, but nobody told them that. They spend their days cuddling together, grooming each other, and generally behaving like they’ve been attached at the hip since birth.

Fig is the chaos coordinator. The bold one. The one who charges around the room on her adorable little stumpy legs as if she’s training for the Cat Olympics. She has two speeds; zoomies and demanding food. You’ll definitely know when it’s dinner time because Fig considers subtlety a personal weakness.

Tiffin is the sensible older sister figure. While Fig is busy launching herself around the house, Tiffin can usually be found enjoying the finer things in life, such as a cosy cat tree, a soft bed, or judging Fig’s life choices from a comfortable distance.

Both girls are incredibly affectionate, love a fuss, and possess purr motors so loud they could probably be registered with the local council as industrial machinery.

Together, they offer endless cuddles, built in entertainment, professional grooming services (for each other, not you), a soundtrack of thunderous purring and approximately 47 daily moments of 'awwwww'.

Fig brings the chaos, Tiffin brings the common sense. Between them, they make roughly one fully functioning brain cell, and it’s absolutely adorable. 😹

🐈 Can live with cats
🐕 Can live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Fig & Tiffin will come vaccinated and chipped. Neutering will be the responsibility of their new owner. They will leave with neutering contracts.

Have you ever wanted to adopt an 89 year old grumpy grandma, but without the hassle of actually adopting an 89 year old grumpy grandma?

Meet Shadow.

Technically she’s 2 years old. Emotionally, she’s retired, collecting a pension, and strongly believes that young people don’t know the value of a good nap.

Shadow lives an incredibly demanding lifestyle:

🐾 Eat
🐾 Sleep
🐾 Demand head scratches
🐾 Demand chin tickles
🐾 Sleep again because the first sleep was exhausting

She will complain loudly if you pick her up, acting as though you’ve personally ruined her week. However, once bedtime arrives, she’ll happily use you as a luxury memory foam mattress and sleep on top of you without a hint of irony. Shadow isn’t interested in chaos, drama, or cardio. She simply wants a peaceful life where her staff understand the importance of regular head rubs and maintaining a strict cuddle schedule.

If your dream cat is essentially a tiny black panther crossed with a pensioner who complains about everything but secretly loves you, Shadow is ready to move in and begin judging your life choices immediately. 🖤🐾

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Can live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Shadow comes neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the their new owner.

Meet Duchess and Bagheera; a bonded pair with very different approaches to life.

Duchess is the gentle princess of the duo. She’s shy, reserved, and believes trust should be earned through patience, kindness, and approximately 47 business days of proving you’re not suspicious. Once she settles, though? She’s an absolute sweetheart who adores fusses and will happily soak up affection from her chosen humans. Calm, quiet, and wonderfully gentle.

Bagheera, meanwhile, has appointed himself Head of Security, Chief Spokesperson, and Duchess Protection Officer. He’s confident, playful, affectionate, and has plenty to say about absolutely everything. Empty food bowl? Commentary. Bird outside? Commentary. Duchess moved three inches? Commentary.

Most importantly, Bagheera takes his role as Duchess’s bodyguard very seriously. If Duchess is nervous, Bagheera is there. If Duchess needs reassurance, Bagheera is there. If a leaf blows suspiciously across the garden, Bagheera is probably preparing a strongly worded complaint.

Together they’re the perfect mix of sweet and silly. Duchess brings the grace, Bagheera brings the chaos, and somehow it works beautifully.

If you’re looking for a pair who will fill your home with love, companionship, and the occasional dramatic monologue from Bagheera, these two might just be your perfect match. ❤️

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Can’t live with dogs
👧🏻 Adult only
🌳 Must have access to the outdoors

Duchess & Bagheera comes neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the their new owner.

Ella is a shy girl when you first meet her. Deffo less life of the party and more ‘standing awkwardly by the snack table judging everyone.’ She likes to take her time getting to know people. Once you’ve passed her rigorous background checks, however, you’ll discover a sweet girl who absolutely loves a fuss and will happily soak up attention from her chosen humans.

One thing Ella is very passionate about is her outdoor adventures. Whether she’s patrolling the garden, inspecting bushes for suspicious activity, or simply lounging in the sunshine, she likes to keep herself busy.

So if you have a quiet home, plenty of fusses to offer, and are looking for a cat with a healthy amount of sass and self importance, Ella could be your girl. 🐾

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Can’t live with dogs
👧🏻 Adult only
🌳 Must have access to the outdoors

Ella comes neutered and chipped. Vaccination will be the responsibility of the their new owner.

Wolfie is currently on a journey of self discovery. He’d like everyone to respect his need for personal space whilst he works out who he is and what exactly humans are for.

Wilf, meanwhile, has absolutely no such concerns. Wilf’s life philosophy is simply, ‘Sounds good.’

He’s chilled, easy going, and helps show Wolfie that maybe the world isn’t such a scary place after all. These boys need a patient home willing to let Wolfie blossom at his own pace. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Can’t live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Wilf & Wolfie come vaccinated and chipped. Neutering will be the responsibility of the their new owner. They will leave with a neutering contract.

Cade has never met a situation he didn’t feel qualified to investigate. New box? His business. Strange noise? His business. What you’re eating? Also his business. He’s confident, nosey, and generally unfazed by life. Being picked up, however, is where he draws the line. He prefers fusses delivered whilst reclining next to you like the king he believes he is.

Connie is his quieter counterpart. She’s shy, thoughtful, and likes to take her time getting to know people. Once she trusts you, she’ll happily accept head strokes and show off her playful side. Together they’re the perfect balance of chaos and calm.

🐈 Can live with other cats
🐕 Can live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with kids (6+)
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Connie and Cade will leave vaccinated and chipped. They will also leave with a neutering contract.

At Mini Beasts, we’re big on honesty and transparency, so here’s the truth about Bambi; she is not a ‘pick me up and cuddle me immediately’ type of cat. She is more of a ‘who are you, what are your intentions, and why are your hands moving’ kind of girl.

Bambi has been let down too many times in her life, and it shows. She wants to trust people, she really does, but she’s scared and confused by humans and their intentions. So when she first meets you, she can come across as grumpy, defensive or dramatic enough to deserve her own soap opera soundtrack.

If she feels overwhelmed, she may hiss or give you a warning bop. Not because she’s aggressive, she isn’t, but because panic is the only way she’s learned to protect herself. Tiny traumatised security guard energy.

But here’s the part people need to know - underneath all of that? Bambi is desperate to love and be loved. She absolutely melts for chin scratches and cuddles once she feels safe. She likes affection far more than she’d ever publicly admit.

She’s also clever. Bambi tests people. She wants to know if you’ll come back. If you’ll still love her on the grumpy days. If your kindness disappears the minute she isn’t easy.

What she needs is patience. Time. A calm home and a human willing to work with her instead of expecting her to magically trust overnight. She needs someone who understands that healing isn’t linear and that scared cats don’t become confident by being pushed.

The reward though? Massive. Because when cats like Bambi choose you, they really choose you.

So if you’ve got a soft spot for slightly spicy girls with trust issues, emotional baggage and a secret cuddle addiction, Bambi is waiting patiently to decide whether you pass her interview process. 🖤

🐈 Can not live with other cats
🐕 Can’t live with dogs
👧🏻 Can live with older kids kids (13+)
🌳 Indoor/Outdoor

Bambi comes neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the her new owner.

Meet Rock, and no, despite the name, he is not here to headline a heavy metal tour (yet). 🎸

Rock is more of a soft indie acoustic vibe; the kind that sneaks up on you, makes you feel things, and suddenly you’re emotionally attached before you even realise what’s happened.

When you first meet him, he’s a shy little soul. The type to hang back, observe, and silently judge your life choices from a safe distance. But give him a bit of time and you’ll see his true colours start to shine.

He’s incredibly sweet natured, gentle, and curious about the world around him. Once he feels safe, Rock turns into a little explorer, investigating every corner like he’s on a top secret mission. Nothing escapes his watch, except maybe the hoover. That thing is suspicious.

Playtime? Oh, he’s got moves. Quiet at first, then suddenly; zoomies. Olympic level performance. 10/10. No notes.

Affection is very much on Rock’s terms. He’s not clingy, he’s not needy, he’s a ‘I’ll come to you when I’m ready’ kind of guy. And honestly? It just makes it that much more special when he does. When Rock chooses you, you know you’ve earned it.

He’s looking for a calm, patient home that will let him settle in at his own pace and blossom into the lovely, playful, affectionate boy we know he is.

So if you’re after a gentle little soul with a curious mind, a playful streak, and just a touch of mystery, Rock might just be your perfect match. 💛

🐈 No cats
🐕 No dogs
👧🏻 Teenage plus children or adult only
🌳 Will need access to the outdoors

Rock comes neutered and chipped. Vaccinations will be the responsibility of the his new owner.